Angry (Erisolsprite x Reader)

Warning: Bad language. Although it is Erisolsprite, what could you expect.

     You sighed as you heard a lot of cursing and chuckling from the other room. It appears as if Jake is pestering his oh so wonderful sprite, Erisolsprite. Gog sometimes you wanted to punch that sprite in the face. His self loathing was extraordinarily annoying. Didn't he care about someone? He has said multiple times that he hates everyone but you doubted that. The Eridan in him must like Feferi, so Erisolrite probably had a bit of a crush on Fefetasprite. 
 Your thinking was interrupted by a grumpy Erisolsprite storming out of the other room leaving Jake laughing. Erisol had his arms crossed and he slammed himself down on the couch, sitting next to you. He was fuming. You didn't really wanna talk to him like this but since you're such a nice person, you might as well see what's wrong.
"Erisol?" You asked gently looking at him.
"I don't wwanna hear your wwhatevver thtupid thit wwordth." Said the stuttering, lisping sprite.
You cringed and said, "well asshole, I was just gonna ask what's wrong. Not lecture you on how really annoying and fucking pathetic you are."
Erisol didn't respond, instead he turned his head in the opposite direction of you. 
 You didn't know it, but, Erisolsprite had quite the crush on a certain someone(wink wink). When Eridan and Sollux were alive and not trapped in a sprite, they both fought a lot cause of you. They both had a crush for you but neither one of them had the gut to tell you. So here they were, stuck together, hating each other and everything around them. Except you. The only thing they agreed on is that it'd probably be better for you that they were a sprite. If they did actually get the courage to tell you, then they would. And it'd probably be easier to date one person rather then two. They hated the idea of sharing you, so, being stuck together like this was probably the best. 
 "Erisol," you said with anger in your voice. You were tired of his shit and it was gonna end now. 
"Wwhat," he said with no emotion.
"Look at me when I'm talking to you, you floating, green, prick." You said gritting your teeth.
Erisolsprite turned his head slowly, startled at your anger.
"For once in your fucking life, can you not be a grumpy ass? Don't you ever think of anyone but yourself? Oh wait, you don't. Because the BOTH of you are self loathing shit heads. Get your head out of your spritey ass and actually, I don't know, maybe care for someone?! Make friends?! Or can neither of you do that?" You almost screamed, tears at the brink of falling.
 Erisolsprite was surprised at all of what you just said. It hurt both Eridan and Sollux hearing that. Erisol didn't know what to do, so all he did was slowly get up from where he was sitting, and quickly floated off to Jake's bedroom, where Jake was currently at. Erisol quickly opened and closed the door locking it behind him. 
"Golly, Erisolsprite, what's wrong?" Asked Jake.
"Th-Thhe hateth me!" Cried Erisol going near Jake.
"Who? (Y/n)?" 
Erisol quickly nodded.
"Ahaha! Oh mate, she doesn't hate you silly! She cares for you! She just hates seeing you grumpy!"
Erisol didn't believe and he wasn't going too. He was an ass. He liked her but he treated her and everyone around her like shit. He grabbed his head I'm his hands and clenched his teeth to prevent from screaming. 
"Well my boy," said Jake patting him on the back,"I think you should go out there and say sorry. I bet she'll appreciate it."
"R-really?"
Jake nodded and pushed him out of his room, giving him a thumbs up before closing the door. Erisolsprite took a deep breath and walked out to the living room where you were. Your head was in your hands and your body was trembling. It broke Erisolsprite's heart to see you like this. He ran(floated?) over to you and hugged you as tight as he could. You jumped at the sudden touch and looked up. You saw Erisol's face scrunched up and a few green tears appearing at the edges of his eyes. 
"Er-Erisol?" You questioned.
"I'm tho thorry," he choked out, trying not to cry.
"W-what?" 
"I-I'm thorry for being thuch a jerk. I didn't mean too. I, I jutht, feel like I'll never be liked."
"Erisol, baby," you said soothingly, " I like you. And I'm sorry for what I said earlier. I didn't mean it. I hate seeing you angry all the time. I wanna make you happy."
"You already do (y/n)," said Erisol looking at you.
"What?" You questioned.
"Wwhat I'm trying to thay ith that I really like you. Both partth of me do. And havve. I lovve you tho much (y/n)," said Erisolsprite, ending the sentence with a kiss. You immediately kissed back and wrapped your hands around his neck. He hugged you tighter. While in the background, Jake was watching and thinking to himself, 'good job mate, I'm so happy for you. You finally got the girl of your dreams.'

Erisolsprite knew Jake was behind him and he flipped him the bird while kissing you.

'Aaaannddd there it is'.